After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Women's rights.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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