whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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