What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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