Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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fack me in the ace! CC

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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im a dragon, no im not

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your mother hates you

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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Michael Castillo is gay

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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