- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Do you know what's not right? Left.

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