- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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