- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

bitches be crafty.

Woman.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

THIS IS an anti-joke.

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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