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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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The BCS

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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AIDS

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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