Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

So. The gays. ...

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

You're*

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

sdasdadasdasd

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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