What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Kelly Clarkson

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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