Michael Castillo is gay

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Kelly Clarkson

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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