There's a car about to hit me.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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