A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Kelly Clarkson

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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im a dragon, no im not

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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your mother hates you

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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