Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

im a dragon, no im not

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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