John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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The BCS

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What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is so fat...

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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