- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

Two english guys meet at work

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What causes floods? Too much water.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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