A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Jacob Edwards has friends

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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