i can't stand cripple jokes

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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