A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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hi

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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A Jew! Bless you.

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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