Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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