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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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What happened to the boy after he ate a piece of Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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