Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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mc hammers income.

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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