Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Obama

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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