- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

WNBA

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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