Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Ms. Smoot's class

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So a seal walks into a club..

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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vaginas

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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