What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Well educated black man.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Fiats

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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