Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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baskets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Women's rights.

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What did I do last night?work

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How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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