- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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