Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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I tried to call my friend in Haiti. It went straight to vibrate.....

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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President Donald Trump

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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