What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Why wasn't there an elevator in the rainforest? The rainforest is not capable of managing an elevator because an elevator does in fact require an energy source which is also not capable in a rainforest. The rainforest is filled with animals and is not filled with humans which would make having an elevator in the rainforest useless because the main use of an elevator is to transport humans. The animals in the rainforest would not be able to operate the elevator because using an elevator for them would be advance while humans using elevators is second nature.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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