Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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