Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Penisland

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Anti Joke

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