im not as random as you think I- Potato

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Nippies

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

what is sticky and brown?a stick

Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

Penisland

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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