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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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lol a man is drowning

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

your mum

Whats white and sticky fluff

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Yeah right loser!

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

im not as random as you think I- Potato

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

Nippies

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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