What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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