- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey lolololol Im a dog

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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