- Anti Joke

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

Netflix and chill

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Ron Paul for President!

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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