I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Netflix and chill

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Ron Paul for President!

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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