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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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