a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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your mother hates you

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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