What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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fack me in the ace! CC

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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