Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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justin bieber

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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