Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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alston wang

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Gangnam style

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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