- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Male penises.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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