There was this guy who walked in the bar with one shoe. The bartender asks what happened. The man said the shoe didn't fit. So the bartender ask where is the other shoe. The man said he threw it away. The bartender looks in the trashcan and sure enough he sees his other shoe. The bartender says "This is the same size as your other shoe. Why are you wearing one shoe?" The man says "I'm just playing a prank on you. There's a hidden camera over there and over there. Is it okay if I can put you on YouTube?" and the bartender says "No."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Yes!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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I can't see my forehead

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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K.

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