- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

Woman rights.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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