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Tim and Eric

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Pokemon go: Team mystic

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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