The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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toast points

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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