Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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