Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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hey bill!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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