What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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No.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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