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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

You know what sucks? Yes.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

What's that in the road.... a-head?

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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