whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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It's long!

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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