What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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what time is it? 3:16

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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Wade

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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