Women's rights.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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knock knock who's there aids

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Knock knock --Come in.

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Why couldn't Bethany drive? She was 14.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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