Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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