- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock go away

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What is 9 + 10? 21

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

? I hate niiggers ?

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

I was born.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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