Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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WNBA

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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