what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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i like tits

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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