whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Badgers are cool

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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