whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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