Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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colby doesnt shave

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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