Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Some people like melon and others like soup.

a potato flew around my room

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

i cant think of one.

My new Muslim friend is the BOMB

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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