Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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