Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Mrs. Welsh

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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