Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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Womens Rights.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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This is a joke

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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